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When Completing Handshakes

by Cassels

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lyrics

Practicing my facial expressions
To appear relaxed and at ease
I stare at my reflection
Or is it staring at me...?

I colour code my problems
Based on their varying levels of internal conflict
The result: a sea of orange
And a spreadsheet which is becoming
Increasingly complex

Next, I chart my progress on maintaining eye contact when completing handshakes
A vast improvement on May and June
But I could have done without that school reunion yesterday

The daily survey with my girlfriend
To ascertain whether her affection
For me
Has wained
Came back
Much the same;
Ambivalent at best
Questioning seems to irritate
Considering methodology change

credits

released June 1, 2018
Recorded, mixed and mastered by Wayne Adams at Bear Bites Horse Studio, London.
Released by Big Scary Monsters.
Featured on BSM's pay what you want compilation LP: www.bsmrocks.com/products/635864-v-a-lets-just-do-it-and-be-legends-picture-disc-lp

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Cassels London, UK

A two piece band comprised of two brothers.

Music for misanthropes and malcontents.

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