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The Leaking Ark

from The Perfect Ending by Cassels

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lyrics

What if all the animals were given Christian names?
If we anthropomorphised them all to some degree
What if every baby deer essentially became
A Bambi?
Every fattened and shackled sow a Peppa Pig?
Every fish a Nemo or Dori
Every rabbit a Peter or Buggs
Every duck a Donald or Daffy
In every pond lives a Kermit Frog

We gather around our plates
To mourn every morsel of microwave steak
Every cheap piece of meat feels like a dearly-deceased member of the family

My bird, Susanne, just choked to death on a Tesco carrier bag
As the oil spilled into the reef it was curtains for Tina and Keith
Margery screamed in desperation as her baby was taken away after 3 days and
Barry’s burrow
Was excavated
To make way for a basement extension
Which was to house a taxidermy collection

We gather around our plates
To mourn every morsel of microwave steak
This monkey reminds me of my father and now it’s getting harder to apply the mascara

A bolt through the head
A leash around a neck
Now dance for me on your hind legs
Pingu lost his igloo
Dumbo lost his tusks
And other such quips – you get the gist
I’ve just run out of cute ways to say I think the human race is fucking disgusting, mate

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from The Perfect Ending, released September 6, 2019

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Cassels London, UK

A two piece band comprised of two brothers.

Music for misanthropes and malcontents.

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